Because fuck you that's why

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRINT A RECIEPT

thefarmisalie:

that-fucking-lame-dude:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

Lena Headey is so damn hot

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

image

i can’t

moonwhing:

Let me remind you just how wrong you are!
What- I don’t know what you’re talking abou-
BURNING—!

So I took one look at that Earth Day message and lost myself to a multiple day project. A project that was quickly derailed by drawing badass angry ladies. So the rest is kind of rushed. I needed this out of my system.

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

i-want-spankings:

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

i-want-spankings:

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

eponinethecurious: