My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

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10 hours ago - 27,766 notes - popcrimes

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via raphayella)


1 day ago - 467,282 notes - logotv

anachronisticsiren:

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

There is no good reason that Song of the South could not be released with a similar foreword. Do it, Disney.

anachronisticsiren:

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

There is no good reason that Song of the South could not be released with a similar foreword. Do it, Disney.

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2 days ago - 135,467 notes - best-of-imgur

damnitsizzi:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Look at it Shayne look what you have wroth!


3 days ago - 189,650 notes - itsstuckyinmyhead

officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

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3 days ago - 132,890 notes - captainmarvels

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY

(via lizabethholmes)


3 days ago - 158,966 notes - bluhbluhhugedork

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

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3 days ago - 253,269 notes - solar-citrus

tokillapromqueen:

Fuck this website

tokillapromqueen:

Fuck this website

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3 days ago - 137,307 notes - pleatedjeans

blue-eyed-hanji:

spookyram:

romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

image

image

image

image

image

image

forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

final image made it all worth it

(Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff, via twinkle-toes)



capriciousguru:

satyrbuddy:

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

My mornings.

pictured above, knightbloggers

(via always-cj)


3 days ago - 284,715 notes - beyondhighh

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

Robin Williams, July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

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4 days ago - 13,408 notes - sulietsexual

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Bold because that shit was fucking fantastic

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Bold because that shit was fucking fantastic

(Source: iraffiruse, via doctor-thorin-eric-winchester)


4 days ago - 238,547 notes - iraffiruse

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via thefuuuucomics)



kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

OMFG I HAVE WAITED 4 YEARS OF UNI FOR THIS FUCKING HIGHLIGHTER TO EXIST

(via magicalflute)


4 days ago - 155,924 notes - kingtrinbago

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4 days ago - 22,876 notes - volt-chan